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		<title>Check Your Sources - Attachment Parenting</title>
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A New Weekly Column by Ronin
In the 1950&#8217;s, the Best Parent Ever was introduced to a whole new way they could love their child better than you. Scientist John Bowlby introduced a study, based on maternal deprivation and animal research, and unleashed on the world the &#8220;Attachment Theory&#8221;. This was the root of a new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Check Your Sources - Milestones</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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A New Weekly Column by Ronin
Baby&#8217;s firsts are precious to parents.  Their first smile, first tooth, first step, first word.  It&#8217;s enough to melt any parent&#8217;s heart.  Waiting for these milestones can be torture because you never know when they&#8217;re going to happen.  Unless you&#8217;re the Best Parent Ever.  BPE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Check Your Sources - The Car Seat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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A New Weekly Column by Ronin
Poor non-Best Parent Ever bought their baby&#8217;s Costco car seat with only the information provided by the NHSTA. The Best Parent Ever is laughing at the lack of preparation! &#8220;Silly fool, you should have looked at 3 different consumer report comparisons, spoken to your pediatrician to find out what they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Check Your Sources!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
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A New Weekly Column by Ronin
So BPE, is having a baby. Now their life work truly begins: endless hours of research. Their infant&#8217;s very life hangs in the balance of every decision made, so ensuring they are up-to-date on all the most current information and trends is vital. From selecting the most qualified doctor, to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homebirths</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Submitted by Lady In Red
The creme de la creme of professional parenting, the Best Parents Ever, eschew hospital birth in favour of going it alone at home. Homebirth is the latest craze amongst the BPE&#8217;s, fueled in part by the rantings of such luminaries as Ricki Lake and Henci Goer who assert that &#8220;birth is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Adoptive Parent Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
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submitted by GeekMom
I have two great boys, adopted as infants from Guatemala. (Don’t tell anyone – my uterus is broke, and I should be horribly traumatized by this.) (Except that I’m ok with it.)
Before I knew better, I spent a lot of time seeking out other adoptive moms, and going on adoption related websites and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fetal Index Cards</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
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Submitted by Abby, just Abby
So, you think that you&#8217;re going above and beyond by putting headphones onto your pregnant belly and playing Beethoven&#8217;s Ode to Joy? Forget about it. The BPE knows that is sadly ineffectual. Playing music to your fetus is not going to get them that pre-school scholly. Not even close. Maybe in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The BPE Field Guide to Being the Best Step-Parent Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by nomorewirehangers
Congratulations! You’ve moved your relationship with your significant other up to the next level of commitment and are ready to embark on a lifetime of togetherness. But, wait. Before you start humming “Just the Two of Us” too quickly (or too loudly because that’s annoying) you’ve forgotten something. Or should I say… someone.
That’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Congratulations, dickhead</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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submitted by og217
Why is it that newly pregnant Best Parents Ever (or those aspiring to the title) feel the need to hyperventialte and act like twittering idiots when announcing their &#8220;Big News?&#8221;
I mean, the sly glances, the poorly acted out prodding - &#8220;You tell them!&#8221; &#8220;No, you!&#8221; &#8220;No you!&#8221; No, please, shut up the both [...]]]></description>
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		<title>INFANT MUSIC CLASSES</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:44:18 +0000</pubDate>
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submitted by Stephanie
Children are content to amuse themselves with the sound a plastic cup makes when being pounded against the table, but the Best Parent Ever knows that only the most culturally unsophisticated children fail to participate in infant music classes. Though the average baby cannot possibly differentiate between spending a day on a primary-colored [...]]]></description>
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